#Does it ever drive you crazyyy

[joeyfranchise]

not the score being 28-3

[merakiui]

Mera if you answer any of these for our favorite yan fem!riddle I will be so grateful 🙏 (you can choose which you'd like to do ^^)

Cum, drive, dynamic, fantasy, hair, kink, orgasm, sexting, sounds, toys, turn ons

>_< im just obsessed with this little girl with the prettiest virgin pussy gawd she drives me crazyyy

AAAAAA I LOVE FEM RIDDLE!!!!! OTL doing all of them because it's what she deserves. <3 she is so (heart eyes *swoons*).

(nsfw asks)

cum — how long does it take to make them cum? do they have any kinks relating to cum? do they like when their partner(s) cum(s) inside them? do they like cumming inside their partner(s)? do they like when their partner(s) cum on any of their body parts? do they like cumming on any of their partner(s)' body parts?

Sometimes she's putty in your hands, falling apart just minutes after you've begun. In other cases, it might take time for her to reach her peak, but when she does it's always a relief. She loves nothing more than being beneath your fingertips or, when the roles are reversed, having you beneath her. Riddle does have preferences, though. If you have the ability to cum inside her, she's adamant that you wear protection because she doesn't want to get pregnant just yet. If not, she has no problems having you squirt or release on her face when she's going down on you. <3 it boosts her ego knowing you're enjoying yourself all because of her.

I think she'd enjoy grinding her bare pussy against your thigh the most. :)

drive — how high is their sex drive? are they hyposexual, hypersexual, or somewhere in between? does it change depending on the circumstance? how often do they have sex?

I think this one is dependent on the circumstance. Riddle is the type who doesn't allow herself to get so easily distracted, especially when she's so hyper-focused on her academic life, so her sex drive is very small, if not nonexistent. She does masturbate on occasion because she's read that it's a healthy stress reliever, but other than that she's as virgin as they come. But when she's horny, her sex drive is insatiable, most notably when she's thinking of you or if she's with you in person.

dynamic — are they dominant? do they like to be dominated? how do they show their dominance? how do they show their partner(s) they want to be dominated? are they more versatile or does it depend on the context/their partner(s)?

I imagine Riddle's a switch who can play either role pretty well. But if she really wants you or has been obsessively pining for too long then she's more likely to be dominant. Sometimes it's nice to lie back and let you do the work, to be dominated by you, but other times she wants to be the one to service you, to have you grabbing at the sheets, crying out in pure pleasure.

Riddle's possessive, especially if you're one of her closest friends, and so she'll want to find little ways to mark you as hers. Maybe that's leaving hickeys or lipstick prints in obvious places, or maybe it's getting matching jewelry or other accessories to show that the both of you have a connection of some sort.

Riddle has a lot of pride, but she'll throw that away if it means you can top her in the bedroom. <3 she wants nothing more than to be beneath you.

fantasy — do they have any sexual fantasies they'd like to try out? have they ever gotten to act on a sexual fantasy?

Aside from a few bdsm fantasies she's had (blindfolding and tying you up, restraining you, using a riding crop on you, etc etc), Riddle would love nothing more than to kiss you sloppy (or for sapphic context,,, eat you out). Perhaps one day she'll have a chance to do all of these things. If you aren't together, that is. All she can do is fantasize.

hair — do they shave or wax? do they let their hair grow out?

She shaves just enough to suit her own personal preferences. That is, she isn't totally bare down there. She has some hair; just not enough to cover her folds entirely.

kink — what are their kinks? do they have a primary kink? are there any kinks they'd be interested in trying? are there any kinks they don't like or aren't interested in trying?

>:) it wouldn't be Riddle without the secret/not-so-secret bdsm kink. She's always been secretly fascinated with bdsm and, now that she's away at college and has time to actually research it without the risk of getting caught, she's found an even deeper appreciation for it.

Alongside that, she'd like to try role-playing all kinds of things with you. Her imagination runs wild when she allows it to, so there are plenty of exciting scenes she has in mind for you and her.

While she isn't rushing to try everything and anything, that doesn't mean she isn't willing to experiment. Riddle's curious about pet play and would like to try it one day if you're willing. It's in her nature to play cautious, especially if she isn't certain of your feelings (if you're not in a relationship), and so she'll keep most of her interests to herself.

Cuckolding is the most no-go kink for her. She wants to keep you all to herself. Why would she ever want to share you with someone else? Even just imagining you with another person, whether romantically or sexually or both, makes her sick. You're hers.

orgasm — how would their partner(s) know if they orgasm? what is their orgasm reaction like? are they sensitive after having an orgasm? what is the most effective way to get them to quickly orgasm?

She gets glassy-eyed when she reaches her peak, tears beading on her lash line. Also, she clenches down so hard. Whether that's around your dick/dildo/fingers/etc, her walls cling impossibly tight. She's so sensitive before and after. Her rosy lips part ever so slightly as she throws her head back and grabs at the sheets. If you want to get her to orgasm quickly, all you really need to do is mouth at her neck, grind your thumb down against her clit, or pinch her nipples between your fingers, and she's gone. Clit stimulation is her favorite. <3

sexting — do they like sexting their partner(s)? do they ever send nudes? do they like receiving nudes? do they find sexting more or less difficult/fun than curating sexual experiences in real life? are they any different while sexting than they are during real life sexual experiences?

The idea is appealing, if only because then she would have pictures of you on her phone, just within her reach, whenever she wishes. Riddle finds the idea of sexting to be a great temptation. Maybe you already send pictures of your ootd and Riddle wonders if you'll inevitably send her a swimsuit photo or other outfits that reveal skin. Not that she absolutely needs these photos (she craves them); she'll see you in all kinds of outfits if you have the type of friendship where you don't mind changing or trying on clothes in close proximity.

Still, the idea of phone sex and sexting opens up all kinds of avenues for fun. Riddle contemplates it fondly while she watches you type away at your phone. Perhaps one day...

sounds — what sounds do they make during sex? do they laugh a lot during sex? are they chatty during sex?

She gasps and whines. Soft, sweet moans that make you think of dainty dolls or clouds. Sometimes her moans are wanton and impossibly lewd, and other times they're so subdued they're but a whisper. Riddle's always so cute when she's caught up in the throes of pleasure. She'll chat if there's a means for it (such as, if the two of you are engaged in a scene and exchanging dialogue to set the mood), but most of the time (if she's topping) it's one-sided chatter. Things like praise and sweet nothings twined with the occasional (lighthearted) insult.

toys — do they own sex toys? how often do they use them? do they prefer using them on themselves or their partner(s)?

She has a riding crop (which she used to insist was just a spare from Equestrian club, but that's a lie), lace blindfolds, all kinds of gags, collars, etc. She doesn't use any of them. They simply sit in a box, stowed away in secret. She'd prefer to use them on you more than anything.

She owns a dildo, vibrator, strap-on. She starts shopping for very specific toys once she's officially Down Bad for you. Riddle doesn't masturbate very often (it can be difficult to find time when she's so busy), but she does make sure to set aside time to do just that. Or, if she's too distracted or horny to focus on work, she'll break to touch herself to thoughts of you. :) the vibrator sends her over the edge faster than the you in her daydreams can confess.

[flowerxbunnie]

idk if you did it already but i neeeed your version of the nsfw alphabet ( matt or chris idrc i just need it ) 😩😩

NSFW Alphabet

Matthew Sturniolo

DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE NOT OKAY WITH SMUT OR ARE A MINOR

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s an angel when it comes to aftercare! He rubs your back (or your legs if you bounced on him for a while) and def makes sure you get cleaned up, he’s deathly afraid of you getting a UTI 😂

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part on himself is his waist, we’ve ALLLL seen the way this man loves a slutty little slightly cropped shirt. He knows he looks good

His favorite on you is your back. He loves the way he can see the two lines of muscle running down your spine and the dip in the middle as he’s hitting it from the back. Also the way he can stick his thumbs into the little dimples at the bottom 😏

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This man is OBSESSEDDDD with seeing you swallow his cum. He thinks it’s the hottest thing ever when you stick your tongue out to show him you swallowed every drop

If you’re not feeling down for swallowing it, he’ll go for whatever you want!

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

….we all know at this point. This man is RUNNING through smutty fics and constantly getting ideas 😈 has a whole folder full of his favs to refer back to

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not a super crazy body count, but he for sure knows what he’s doing and makes sure you’re pleased

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves to watch you bounce on him, he likes that he can see your pretty face and can feel in control when he grabs your hips to guide you, or be more submissive when you hold his hands down

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He definitely makes jokes when the time is right but he likes to keep it serious for the most part!

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Kinda like his stubble, he’ll let it grow out for a bit and then give it a nice trim. Never fully bald down there though, he doesn’t like the way it looks 😂

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He LOVES to fuck, but when you make love.. he’s going all out. Throwing out so many compliments, caressing every inch of your skin, lighting candles, picking a playlist of songs. He usually does all the work when he’s feeling lovey dovey too 🥹

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Oh this man JERKS it. When he’s not with you he will literally call you and beg for you to guide him through it. And if you’re busy you already know he’s going into a hidden folder with plenty of pics and videos of you!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Call me crazy butttt… I think matt would call you his puppy ✋🏻 no elaboration needed

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He lovesssss car sex, especially road head. He loves finding spots to park at and bend you over the hood 😇

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

For some reason he’s really turned on when you cop an attitude with him. He loves to be the one to put you back in your place

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Piss/shit 🚫🚫 he would literally throw up if you even jokingly asked

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Maybe a hot take.. but I think he prefers getting head. Obviously he would never turn down the opportunity to rub his stubble between your thighs 😈 but he loves seeing you work your hardest on your knees to please him

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Both! He knows the perfect times to switch up his pace to drive you crazyyy. But if he had to pick he would go for slow but deep, rough strokes

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He prefers to take his time and make it a good experience, but he would never turn down a quickie! He loves when you drag him off into a bathroom because you can’t hold out until you get home

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

For most things! He’s pretty open minded and is always looking for new ideas and ways to please you/himself

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

1 😂 2 on a good night. He uses so much energy teasing and edging you and when he finally does cum, he is SPENT

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He keeps a bunch of pretty vibes, whips, handcuffs etc to use on you! He doesn’t really prefer them for himself but occasionally will let you hold a bullet vibrator against him while you suck him off 😇😇

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh he is SUCH a tease. He’s always pushing you to your limits. He loves to hear you beg and plead

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not a screamer by any means but he makes sure you know when he’s feeling good. He groans and pants a lot, and sometimes a moan will slip out and he always blushes a tiny bit hehe

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He LOVES when you take him lingerie shopping with you. He gets to help you pick out what he’s gonna tear off of you later 😇 good luck in the fitting room btw!

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Above average by a little, but it’s nice and thick, plenty enough to fill you up. He knows how to work it 🤓

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

This man is a freakkkkk. At least 4 times a week if not everyday.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He likes to make sure you feel well taken care of afterwards so he does his best to stay awake and make sure you’re all good before he cleans himself and dozes off!

Taglist: @lustfulslxt @whotfisade @soursturniolo @recklesssturniolo @lxvlysworld @chrisolivia4l @kiarastromboli @mattnchrisworld @cupidsword @kvtie444 @xplrfear @knowingnothingnoel

[threepoint14art]

don't look back

im sorry for posting blood, my mistake, sorry im the mutual that does stuff thats either too weird or too heavy for fnafhs out of all things. but ugh these two drive me a little bit crazyyy they dooo they dooo

Hey guys do you ever think about how Onnie was hit and thought of as weak and was literally chased into an alleway and would have gotten the shit beaten out of him if Deuz didn't show up. Hey guys do you ever. think. about. how completely stunned he looked when he got saved, not relieved or grateful but stunned, surprised.

hey. guys. gritting my teeth.

These two are similar, and i hate it so much. Onnie had absolutely no one until he was literally backed into a corner, bonnie didnt care about what the hell happened to him until he had friends. Bonnie having friends changed him for the better and allowed him to better all of his life. Onnie getting the nightmares didn't get rid of the need to "be strong" or put on a facade to survive, it just gave him something to fall back on.

Onnie has meant a lot to me over the years he has been my favorite since great escape happened, I make the stuff he goes through be a lot more brutal than just punching and the occasional black eye because fun pia lore: I got bullied! and really badly. I got my back set on fire and my leg broken etc etc, and I always saw onnie as an interesting way to showcase being a victim of all of that and even then still being completely unhinged and inflicting that onto someone else, all because he never wants to feel that weak again. It's a cycle... the way onnie has gone through pain like this and chooses to rehash it to someone he KNOWS he cannot lose against. Idk i like when people that suffer aren't soft little perfect victims and are capable of being absolutely horrid people!!!

In my head hes pretty much the only one who has it out for bonnie, and hes not someone who got mellowed out by his friends and became a virtuous brave person who can stand up against what happened to him like bonnie and learning to stand up for himself once he gets friends. His experiences and his enviroment being dangerous even after he stopped being alone shaped him to be an objectively bad person no matter how much he suffered, no matter how much grander his suffering may be against bonnie's, he is still inflicting it all the same, he is still projecting and trying to kill any weak and pathetic part of him through the other guy.

Bonnie is like him, bonnie has a better life than him, bonnie has it better than him and hes going soft on him compared to all the bullshit that happened to him and he hates it. He can be on the upper hand and he can get something back and he can reclaim something in his head by being the one on the top of the interaction. And he feels insane for still feeling like this years after and wants bonnie to feel the exact same, he just wants to drive him crazy. Because why should HE be the only one.

He's a bad person and he means so much to me and i hate him and im glad bonnie bit his finger off, amen.

i just i agghhghgh i see people not really treating what bonnie goes through with severity because the nightmares are blorbos and they are funny and silly but bwageghrhghghhhh im inmune to beatings is an insane thing to come out of a childs mouth. I guess I'm also guilty of it since i make most of it fall onto onnie and onyx and completely take deuz and maggie out of the picture alltogether, but ughfghhghgh bullying... in media.... gritting my teeth grinning so hard they shatter

anyways whole buncha NOTHING in all that text, TLDR: I think bonnie bullying plotline is a horror movie and i give onnie like 10000 things wrong in his head including seeing a weaker him in bonnie. stop picking fights with children.

[spacehostilityy]

rewatching the OVAs (netflix s2)

low key one of my fave intros art wise (we all know howling by granrodeo is my fave intro song lol) like the suits !! are so !! cute!!!

and this frame is adorable !!

I love the search for hawk sm theyre all so fucking cute

Meliodas casually dropping “you are my purpose in life” to Elizabeth like a month after they met is INSANE. Bc from his side, makes sense. Fell in love when they were young from opposite sides of a war, risked everything to be together, have been finding and losing each other for 3000 years. But from her side, he is a cool guy she has a crush on (who is at least 15ish years older than her) who she might have known as a child. He also just described her as his entire life’s purpose. Like bro THATS CRAZYYY

Seeing Meliodas destroy the horn of cernunos is such a badass moment to me. The way he responds to her taunting with direct action and violence rather than his usual merciful beating around the bush. My favorite Mel moments are when he is using his silly goofy little guy façade and suddenly has to drop it. This is when we see a glimpse of who he was when leading the 10 commandments: arrogant, powerful, and constantly full of rage

it just so happens that arrogant, powerful, and constantly full of rage are my most prized qualities in any character

WAIT HOLY SHIT IS THE “HEINOUS SIN” MELIODAS IS CONSIDERING THAT THE GODDESS SAYS WILL DRIVE EVERYONE HE LOVES AWAY REFERRING TO HIS PLAN TO BECOME THE DEMON KING ?!?!?!?

THAT WOULD MAKE SO MUCH SENSE AND ADDS LOWKEY A TON CHARACTER MOTIVATION TO EVERYTHING ELSE MEL DOES FROM HERE ON OUT

maybe everyone knew this and im late to the game but damn that would be so cool

im pretty sure ban switches out his red leather for the long burgundy coat is bc he keeps getting stabbed front to back and the coat has a hole in the back so the weapon wont tear it lolll😭

i feel like their faces (esp meliodas’s) look a tiny bit janky in the OVAs

once again appreciating the intro 😌

They’re so fucking cute !!

Merlin and Ban clearly don’t rlly like each other much yet and it’s so funny to me

Like these are Meliodas’s closest friends and they just kinda annoy each other a lot

it’s like fuckin icarly

Gustav: the captain and one of his fellow sins going one on one? We might neve see something like this again!

hahahahaha nooo. i mean gustav didn’t, he’s dead. but the rest will el ol el

Gil is the biggest dork to ever live and howzer is concerned. Mans is crying at watching them fight and howzer is just like … ok ??

Bartra: where the fuck is my daughter

his daughter: literally watching a cage fight

MELIODAS RIPS OFF BAN’S FUCKING ARM AND SMACKS HIM WITH IT AHSDBFKSKFSDHFFK LOLLLL

theyre literally the cutest

bestiesss (boyfriends)

every one of these bitches is a fucking alcoholic

ban’s whole character is that he’s a depressed, violent alcoholic and I love him

my horrible secret is that im skipping through a lot of ova 3 bc im just not a kiane girlie😔

i do love diane tho she so babygirl

nakaba’s not even thinly veiled size kink strikes again. Seriously, i can fuck with it, but its so funny that every single main ship has a significant/abnormal height difference

hendy and dreyfus are so gay for each other im genuinely surprised it’s not canon

like look at this scene and tell me something lgbt is not happening here

omg my pfp !!

Howzer’s dad is such a dick i love it

Meliodas using the sugar spoon to full counter is literally so fucking cute, i love when they have to use dumb weapons

but also vivian lost to a tiny spoon hehe

bet gil regrets not killing vivian after she kidnaps and permanently fucks up his son ahaha🥲

Merlin being fucking terrifying saying that vivian should have realized that she is a monster is why im gay

Meanwhile Meliodas:

I love when his face does that he’s so baby

KASDBFKLHDFNWDKF GIL, HOWZER, AND GRIAMOR ALL BEGING HORNY ABT “MATURE WOMAN” MERLIN

anyway time to start season 2!!

[atopvisenyashill]

That whole era of the Second Quarrel onwards is so obscure when it comes to the succession and the tensions surrounding it. No reactions. No massive events or much about dynamics. I want to know about Viserys's coronation. I want to know what he felt about his own succession before the GC. And before that, I want to know if Baelon ever tried to mend fences. If Jaehaerys ever mentioned it again, and how. How Rhaenys made her life, now all but an exile, on Driftmark. What motivated Aemma and Viserys's marriage. WHEN DID JOCELYN DIE?!

LITERALLY OMG. Number one frustrating thing about F&B is we get pages and pages of stuff no one in the world gives a shit about - Maiden's Day, that stupid story about Jaehaerys fucking the writer - and nothing on the subjects that actually got most people into the damn series like the POLITICS or the MAGIC. all of THAT is completly glossed over or Gyldane (and Yandel for that matter) just go "Well Barth did say this thing but that's nonsense" and then no elaboration. drives me up a WALL because yeah sure maybe the long, pages upon pages of battles and fighting are not my cup of tea but a) they're perfectly well written and b) THEY MAKE UP FOR IT BY GIVING ME SEVERAL CHAPTERS IN A ROW OF CERSEI AND SANSA JUST CHILLING AND POLITICKING IN DETAIL. He makes up for that in F&B by giving me MORE Jaehaerys as if that's what I want!!!

There's a few eras in F&B I think are likely to come up in the main series or in dunk and egg which is why I think F&B is so frustratingly vague (and if they were kept vague for no reason….george what. george WHY). And I do get he wanted to give us more of what he was writing without spoiling later books but good lord i would actually rather wait longer for material that isn't 60% george going "well i can't tell them ALL of that, let's just wink at the audience." The Second Quarrel is one of those times that might be relevant later imo largely because there's just. NOTHING. NO INFO. NO EVENTS. Like you said, there are NO major events in this time period. the ONLY thing happening is politics and court intrigue but F&B isn’t interested in court intrigue unless it involves grooming a 12 year old girl and unfortunately there is only poor Aemma being groomed at this time so F&B says “too many old people they’re not sexy” and just gives us sparse details about marriage dates, birth dates, and death dates. We don’t even see how rhaenys and viserys feel about THEE QUEEN ALYSANNE dying!!!!!!!! She just. Passes. oh so sad. george i’m in your walls!

Unlike every other Targaryen child (Aemma, Viserys, Daemon, herself, even Aerea and Rhaelle to an extent) who is allowed to grow up at court surrounded by other Valyrians and members of the royal family, Rhaenys kids are denied this. With this move, as you say, Jaehaerys all but tells Rhaenys "get you and your fuckin kids the hell out of my city." Can you imagine being Rhaenys, newly pregnant, having been told for years by your father and grandmother that you will be Queen one day just to be suddenly and unceremoniously exiled from court and kicked completely out of the line of succession? Can't even begin to get into how deranged it is to do this to your pregnant granddaughter when she's mourning the loss of her father

WHEN DOES JOCELYN BARATHEON DIE. HOW DOES SHE FEEL ABOUT HER DAUGHTER AND GRANDKIDS BEING PASSED OVER?????? She is only a year or two older than Aemon, she could easily have still been alive and making a fuss during Viserys' reign especially after he names Rhaenyra his heir SO HOW DID SHE FEEL ABOUT ALL OF THIS.

Baelon and Viserys' coronations/weddings/big We Are The Royal Line Now Shenangians during this era are crazyyy right, because THE QUEEN OF WESTEROS is refusing to talk to the iron throne, can’t ride her dragon anymore, is losing her hearing and memory, and goes everywhere with Gael to the point that no one even attempts to marry Gael bc they know Alysanne will never let her go. THATS INSANE. They are LIVING SEPARATELY like practically pseudo divorced the way Doran and Mellario are, so is Alysanne just purposefully snubbing these celebrations and using “i’m old” as an excuse or is she passive aggressively riding a carriage all the way back to KL just to show up wearing velaryon colors to viserys’ wedding and then left again without saying goodbye before the banquet even started???

AMD BAELON. part of why i’m so turned off by him is bc we have no indication he felt even a little had but to be fair it has been pointed out to me that we ALSO have no indication he didn’t feel bad; we have no indication of his feelings whatsoever!!! for all we know HE could have felt this was unfair & had been in the middle of either brokering a marriage between his grandkids and her kids, or figured “hey we had this exact same issue with Auntie Rhaena, maybe I should build House Targaryen a second and third seat or even given Dragonstone to The First Born Girl as tradition from now on” like he really could have been trying OR he could have been cackling and rubbing his hands together and encouraging viserys to bed 13 year old aemma soon and often to ensure their line, and calling rhaenys a stupid bitch at court, like we just don’t know!!!!!

We get several “they never agreed on the succession” comments but how does that translate to ACTION. stop telling me dates and tell me WHAT HAPPENED.

[ritzcuit]

post-canon politics between nahyuta rayfa and amara (ostensibly still part of the same system that got so corrupt in the first place, govt, i am infinitely annoyed that nahyuta is prince regent GET him out of there) and datz and apollo (not blood related, free agents, outcasts really...) the nahyuta whos still, despite everything, not fully integrated. will there ever be a consolidation of his family? NOT REALLY! it cant happen! and dhurke is gone. dhurke was the stronger glue keeping everyone together.

it drives me crazyyy.

cus to me datz is still a rebel, the defiant dragons still exist. i know enough about rebel groups to know that they carry on, and even if they didnt, i can't fathom datz being on board with any govt ever LMFAO so oh well. yeah ga'ran is gone but there's ga'ran loyalists and there's fragmented groups and unrest... displaced families... blah blah. ok. my point is datz, fundamentally, i think, will always be at odds with the powers that be.

which puts him at odds with nahyuta and amara and rayfa. which sucks really bad for them, right? well i guess rayfa dgaf and amara and datz's relationship is complicated, but nahyuta... that's his boy....

and with apollo, who did stay in khura'in specifically bc nahyuta held on, i think, apollo will always feel discordant in khura'in bc it's not his home now oh well. furthermore No one knows abt apollo or his history with nahyuta, really, except nahyuta and datz and apollo! his connection is even more tenuous than datz's! dhurke is gone so apollo's strongest connection to khura'in is gone...

suppose something happened to nahyuta, right. he's prince regent and something bad happens. who's getting in to see him? amara and rayfa, of course, but if datz and apollo showed up, two random scrounges, it's unlikely they'd get let in at all, unless amara could vouch for them...

she has to be the authority of, yes, these two are part of nahyuta's family...

it will always feel like, to me, nahyuta is locked away from the people he grew up with, on the side of the govt. and that's so fucked.. of course amara and rayfa are just as important to him, is the thing! and that's WHY its so fucked! there can't be integration. datz would never join the side of the govt, and apollo surely wouldn't.. but amara and rayfa surely can never leave, either, nor would they.

it's the contrast between yuty's rebel life vs his royal background... born a noble, you know? a thing that for AGES was only a weird technicality, bc he was raised among rebels in the mountains... the only reason it came up was due to the fact that it would make nahyuta a higher profile target... "*technically* he's a prince.. but that's all, right?

except now he IS the prince[regent] so it's like. crazy. it's crazy. its all crazy. can anyone hear me?does this make sense? i think abt the datz post-canon who knows, bc he's not stupid, that the govt will mess up again, and things will get bad again, and he's going to have to go against nahyuta again... im crying GET NAHYUTA OUT OF THEREEE QUIT YOUR JOB IM SO SERIOUS

[alvie-pines]

i was wondering who keeps posting all the minecraft diaries onto my dash. man. i never did end up finishing that i should do that sometime. you were the reason i first ever watched it

oh wow! im flattered that i influenced you :3

mcd is a deeply flawed series but it has just enough potential to drive me crazyyy

imo it does decline in quality in season 3, but thats mainly because i disagree with a lot of the creative choices made in that season, both visually and writing-wise.

im honestly a season 1 supremacist, i think it was charming.

also, i will FOREVER be shaking my fist at the sky over what they did to zane in mystreet and mcd s3. he was SUCH a great villain--because despite existing in a fantasy world and having goals such as "being more magically powerful", he is fundamentally a villain who is very real: someone who uses systematic power and privilege to benefit themselves and hurt others. that balance of dramatic fantasy goals with extremely realistic means of achieving them makes for a GREAT villain. not to mention the drama kestin howard brings to the role as his voice actor! it all makes him a really compelling and fun villain. but jess seems to not quite understand what makes her own character so good, and keeps fuckin. declawing him. and in mcd s3 its the worst because she clearly still WANTS him to be a scary villain but she doesnt understand what made him scary in the first place! it wasnt his apathy to the destruction he caused, it was that coupled with how easy it was for him to get away with it, with the sheer amount of privilege he wields as the wealthy son of the lord of o'khasis and the high priest of the region's major religion. take that away (by, oh, i dont know, making the world think he's dead?) and he's all bark, no bite. he's just another small-time sadist going on a rampage across the continent, waiting for a hero to take him down. he no longer looms as a larger-than-life threat. it makes him feel, in comparison to his earlier appearances, like a child throwing a tantrum.

oh boy i didnt mean to . talk that long about zane.

its just, i love him. top tier bastard. deserves to be written by a better author. seriously jess give him to me I UNDERSTAND HIMM

[solaristhings]

Hello, My Kin Of The Month Will Be.

Baroness Von Bon Bon!

She's very pretty! Very pretty and mindful yet she is the light.. the beautiful candy silly girl you can ever meet even though she may be a little crazy in the head but she always has a wonderful yet courageous idea maybe you'll like her too.. but who knows there's always a plot twist to these things.. just stay mysterious if she does something a little crazyyy! Hehe.. just stay q u i e t. She is very beautiful but.. not everybody looks pretty and is innocent hehe.. but we'll see you next time. (which is next month and uhm.. this is my first time posting on Tumblr.)

❝ Maybe We'll Meet A Bar, He'll Drive A Funky Car Maybe! ❞

(Song By Janet Jackson)

(also you guys CAN request me anything like these, I'm willing to do it <3)

[mikewheelerily]

Does it ever drive you crazyyy just how fast the nigh changesss?

[bonesandthebees]

BEEEE do u like fog, does la even get it?? It's been ridiculously foggy up here lately to the point where I was driving on the bridge and it was completely surrounded. U couldn't even see the bridge that's right next to it. It's been crazyyy

LIKEEE I'm used to casual fog in the morning but nothing like this :000

OHHH THAT'S SO MUCH FOG ngl that looks terrifying to drive in

yes we do get fog here! mostly on the coast and not nearly as much or as often as say in the bay area up north, but we definitely get it here at least once every few weeks. I scoured so much of my photo library to see if I had any decent pics but all I could find was this from a few weeks ago when we had a really weird divide between the fog and the not foggy area

like it was just stuff in the distance shrouded in fog and then you turned one street and suddenly you were engulfed in it. though my phone also sucks at taking pictures of fog it always looks like less than it is so i promise it was thicker than this

my college used to get fog a lot too because it was right on the coast. again I don't have any pictures of the normal fog i'd sometimes have to walk to class in, but I do have another example of the weird divided fog

this one is even more blatant than that other pic. I walked out of class and just saw a building not that far away from me looking like it was a in a silent hill game.

but yeah we get fog a lot here. a lot of times I'll just look outside and see it slowly descending on everything.

one time I was driving back to my college campus after visiting home and that's roughly a 3 hour drive. it was nighttime, I was exhausted, and it was very dark out. right when I was less than 10 minutes away from my college the freeway I was on was suddenly swallowed by fog. and I don't mean normal fog. this was the thickest fog i'd ever been in. I genuinely could not see more than a few feet in front of my car. and here I am on a california freeway AT NIGHT. it was genuinely the most terrifying driving experience of my life. I was white knuckling the wheel and slowed down so much while still trying to drive fast enough to not cause an accident. I used to enjoy fog way more but after that I developed what I like to think of as a healthy sense of fear around it at least when I'm driving

[dreamypqulson]

— raining on lovers street

summary: your car breaks down, you have no service, it's pouring rain, and the closest house nearby is your 'friend' diane's.

pairing: diane sherman x reader

a/n: chloe is diane’s actual daughter in this, and diane is not ‘crazyyy’ :)

word count: 3700

You weren't one to have bad luck. You were good to the universe, and it was good right back to you. That's why, when your car broke down in the middle of a frightening, dark street, you figured that it had to be some serious karma. Especially when there was a storm roaming outside of your car doors.

This was your route home from work every night. It was always an empty street, pretty much in the middle of nowhere, so it got you home faster than the highway.

Tonight though, your car decided that it would rather shut down than take you home. Luckily, you could pull over to the side of the road before it completely broke down.

That only intensified your fear of the dark woods beside you. This road, as many times as you drove by it, always spooked you. It was not very appealing at night, as it was surrounded by a deep, dark woods.

That's why, you couldn't believe it when you first ever saw that your dear friend, Diane Sherman lived down here.

It was a secluded area, and didn't look very friend for just a woman and her daughter.

And that's also why you found yourself getting out of your car, and walking down the street towards her house once you found out that you had no service. You figured you wouldn’t.

You walked quickly, for many reasons. Multiple being, you didn't want to get struck by lightning, the cold rain was soaking your clothes through and through, and you were absolutely terrified.

That's why, you knocked on Diane's door as loud as you could, not even thinking that she could be asleep or in the shower. You were just so desperate for her right now.

Diane's sitting on the couch when she hears a knock. It's abrupt, to anyone else, but to her, it slowly drifts into the room. It's loud, and it goes on for a few more moments.

She gets up, and cautiously approaches the door. She isn't expecting visitors. She never really does anymore since Chloe had gone off to college.

There's another knock when she asks, "Who is it?" The knock shakes the entire doorframe, and the frantic first against it startles Diane.

"It's me, y/n" comes your shaky response. You don't know if you’re shaken up from the cold, or the fear, but either way, you look as if you had just walked around the entire continent of Antartica.

Diane hastily unlocks the door, she swings it open, and when she meets eye to eye with you, she straightens herself up. Your clothes are wet to the point where she wonders if you were swimming in a deep puddle. Your hair is beginning to get tangled, and the color draining from your face is suggesting that you are must not be okay.

"Y/n? What's wrong?" She says, but then moves out of the way so you can walk in "come in, I don't want you to catch a cold."

You are violently shivering. It doesn't help that the heater in your car hadn't worked either. You've been freezing the entire drive, and this had only intensified it.

You don't answer at first, because the warmth of her house is all you can think about at first. Her door closes, and you hear it lock. You suddenly don't feel so afraid anymore.

"Y/n?" The older woman asks again, she realizes that she’s trying to snap you out of your daydream.

"Yes sorry. I'm sorry. My car just broke down right down the road from here. I have no service and you were the closet nearby."

She takes a moment to process what you had said, because you said it too fast, and your chattering teeth was nearly as loud as the sound of your voice.

"Maybe I shouldn't have came here. I'm sorry, it was just really dark, and cold, and rainy and I was kind of scared. I probably sound so pathetic right now."

"No, stop it. Don't say that." Her voice is soft. Softer than a summer night. You wanted to cry at her gentleness. But you didn't. That would be embarrassing. "I'm glad you came here. Seriously. I don't want you all alone out there."

She moves closer, and want to take a step back, you really do, but you don't. You cannot fall for her further, but your feet simply won't allow you to move.

"Honey, you're shivering badly. How about we get you in a warm bath, and some clean clothes?"

She puts her hand on your back. It's warm, and it gentle. It's barely there, but it is. "You don't have to do all of that for me, Diane." You elicit an airy chuckle, as it was silly for her to take so much care of you when the primary problem was that your car had broken down.

"Oh hush, you. Don't be silly."

That was all she had said, and all you had said too, until she had grabbed your hand and brought you up the stairs.

Diane's house smelled of pumpkin, and that crisp autumn air. It smelled like home, and was a cozy atmosphere. You hadn't been here in awhile, but you suddenly missed the days you would spend in this house.

Diane kneeled down to one of her drawers, and starting digging through for some clothes for you to wear. She eventually pulled out a sweatshirt and sweatpants. If you didn't already fall down the Diane rabbit hole, then you were sure going to wearing her clothes.

To fill the awful silence, well, besides the sound of the heater, you decided to speak, "You know, It's pretty funny that my car broke down here. I was just thinking about you the other day."

It sounded better in your head, really. You weren't quite thinking when you said it.

She turned her head towards you, and stood up. With the clothes in her head, she walked to you. "Really, and what were you thinking about." She had a grin from ear to ear. You didn't know what would happen though, if you were to tell her that you were thinking about kissing her silly.

"Nothing in particular."

"Really?" She asks. She doesn't believe you. You don't believe yourself either.

"Yeah."

"Do you think about me often?"

"Almost all the time." If this were a movie, you would've leaned in and kissed her. It was great opportunity to, too. Although, you couldn't jeopardize her kindness of taking care of you tonight.

"Well then, we better get you warmed up before your brain stops working" She grinned, and walked off to her bathroom, assuming you would follow.

Like a puppy dog would, you trailed right behind her. Standing behind her, you felt the urge to wrap your arms around your waist, kiss her cheek, making her sigh and melt into your warmth.

But you weren't warm. You were freezing and soaked, which, was the first -but not the only- reason that you couldn't do that.

"The towels are right here. Soaps there. I'll just be waiting in my room. If you need help working the shower then just let me know." As she explained, and pointed all around, you got lost in thought.

You didn't want to be alone. Maybe that was one of the reasons you came here in the first place. Because you wanted Diane so badly, and that desire to be with her was trying to claw its way out.

"Can you stay with me?" You blurted, right as she finished her last word. The older woman, for just a moment, looked slightly stunned. When she looked down at your lips, saw that you were nervously biting them, and realized that your cheeks were a bright red, her face softened.

"Are you sure? I mean, I don't mind but the shower doors are glass so I don't want to disrespect your privacy."

“I just...I really don't want to be alone I guess. I'm sorry, you don't have to stay in here if you don't want to" you looked down, suddenly very hot rather than cold. You wanted to kick yourself for making Diane uncomfortable.

"I'll stay. Don't apologize sweetie, it's perfectly fine, okay?" She hooked a finger under your chin, and tilted your head back up.

"Okay."

You breathed in deeply when she took a seat on the other side of the room. She looked at her fingers, the floor, anything to take her eyes and mind off the fact that you were undressing right in front of her.

Diane didn't move her attention once the shower started. She stayed put and kept her eyes on the floor the entire time. And you yourself couldn't stop glancing at her while the warm water dripped down your body.

-

Diane finally looked up, once you advised her that you were decent. She smiled from ear to ear, and her brown eyes grew just a size bigger. The older woman walked towards you, and unexpectedly threw her arms around you.

"You look so cute in my clothes." Her voice vibrated through your body, because her head was now rested against your chest.

You were tense. You think, by the way that Diane gently ran her hand against your back, that she noticed your stillness. Eventually though, you reciprocated the action, and used your own bold move by laying your head atop of hers.

"Its getting so late, I still have to call a tow truck" you mumbled into her hair, your voice sounding tired from the relaxation of the position.

"Nonsense, honey. Stay the night. We can do that in the morning" she said, so causally too.

"Are you sure you wouldn't mind."

"I wouldn't. You're good company. It's been pretty lonely since Chloe left anyways."

"I'm sorry."

"Don't be" Diane assured, she lifted her head up, though her arms still rested around your waist. "As much as it upsets me, it's good for her. I can't hold her back forever."

"You're a good mother, Diane."

The older woman moved her face closer to yours, for a moment, you thought she was going for your lips, but hers ended up placing a kiss on your cheek instead. Your cheek that was burning red. "Thank you, sweet pea. Let me brush your hair before it gets all knotted, hm?" She touched your wet strands, twirling it through her fingers. You nodded. You could've brush your hair yourself but...it felt nice to have her -only her- take care of you.

She sat you between her legs, which you weren't expecting, but you didn't mind. The brush ran through your hair, slow, and gentle. Taking her time, to where it had given you goosebumps when her fingers gradually brushed over the back of your neck.

"Your hair is so pretty" if she compliments me once more, I might actually explode.

"Thank you. I always thoughts yours was though."

You heard her giggle, and when you felt it close to your back, you realized just how close she was. In thanks, she kissed your clothed shoulder. She was...very touchy, very lovey. She had always been like that with you, but she never...kissed you so much. You two had also never really had alone time with Chloe around anyways.

When she was done with her repetitive strokes through your hair, she had got up to put her brush away. You nearly whimpered. The loss of contact, the loss of warmth; you didn't like it. Now that you knew what you were missing, you couldn't live without having her all over you.

"What if we watched a movie?" She sat back down beside you. Her hand found home on your knee, and a gentle thumb stroked back and forth.

"Okay but no scary movies" you turned your attention towards the storm roaming outside of the window. You were hardly able to see it from the raindrops grouping together on the glass. "You know...because I don't want you to get scared or anything."

"Or is it because your just a big old scaredy cat?" Came her teasing response. She moved in closer, and started skittering her nails up and down your sides.

You gasped, being sensitive to begin with, and started laughing while trying to push her hands away. Diane, after a few seconds, gave in and just rested her hands on your waist.

"Dianeee!" you dragged, you voice whiny and loud. "I'm serious. I won't be able to sleep." You tried to sound stern, you really did, but she had made it nearly impossible for you to suppress your smile.

"Okay, okay. Well, you go find a kids movie to watch while I make the popcorn." She stood up again, took you hand, and tugged you up too.

"Diane Sherman! Stop bullying me! I will not be watching a kids movie."

"Sure" she winked at you. You simply just rolled your eyes.

You walked back downstair together, then went your separate ways to said rooms. Diane's living room was cozy. It had a warm color scheme, and the lights were dim from when she previously sat in here, before you knocked at her door.

You promptly melted into her couch. You usually rested when you got home from work, but tonight, you had been on your feet for much longer due to the circumstances.

You grabbed the remote and started flipping through Netflix movies. You didn't know exactly what Diane was into, so you would wait until she returned to decide.

"Find anything?" Diane, balancing a big bowl of popcorn and two mugs of hot chocolate, asks. She set the three things down on the coffee table in front of you both, and pulled out a bulky blanket that was folded in the corner of the room.

"What about 'Grease?"

"Mhm I like it!" She says. You smile up at her.

When she sits on the couch, she lays the blanket over the both of you. She notices that she can hardly feel your body warmth. She realizes, how you're doing everything in your power to not even accidentally touch her. "Stop acting so shy, honey" she giggled, like you were playing a joke on her "you just showered in front of me and now you're nervous?"

You were nervous then too, but she's right.

"Sorry, it's just been a long day," was your best excuse. You do eventually relax once the opening credits begin to play.

A few minutes go by, and a loud bolt of thunder cracks, startling you. You jump, and hide into Diane's side. In this moment, you really don't care about the anxiety of being around Diane. Besides your feelings for her, she makes you feel safe, like you could completely shatter in her hands, and trust that she would glue you back together.

"Shh it's okay, baby" she cooed. Her arm protectively wrapped around your trembling body. And if the lightning didn't kill you, than those words sure as hell was going to. "It's just thunder, sweetie, I got you."

"I- I know. It just scared me. I hate thunder" but you still didn't bother to move, because if you did, you feared you wouldn't feel as comforted.

"You're safe with me, okay?"

You nod against her. She doesn't move either. So you focus your attention back to the tv screen, hoping to distract yourself. And it works enough to eventually lull you into a deep sleep. Or maybe it was Diane's gentle rubs on your back that put you to sleep. Either way, you were out like a light.

-

When you wake up, it’s from the feeling of Diane’s fingertips softly brushing over your forehead, and her saying “honey?” as if you two had been married for years.

“Hm?” comes the confused, groggy sound from your throat.

“The movies over. You slept right through it.” She laughs once again tonight, and that sound makes you think that you might’ve woken up in heaven instead.

“Oh god I’m sorry” you scoff at yourself, and lift your body into a sitting position. “I can never get through a movie without falling asleep.” Your hairs a mess, and your face is puffy with sleep. You’re embarrassed of the feeling of looking so awful around her, but she doesn’t think that you’re any less than adorable. If anything, she feels blessed that she got to see you in this state.

“It’s okay, how about we head up to bed now?” We head up to bed. Head up to our bed, is what you wish it was.

“Mhm” your lips smack together, dry, and slightly chapped.

By the time you’ve made it upstairs, you no longer feel so tired, and you’re more alert as she gently pulls you into her room.

“Are you sure?” You asked, and you don’t have to specify because she knows what you’re asking. “I mean I can just sleep on the couch or something.” You awkwardly stand in the middle of the room, scratching the back of your neck as she pulls down the duvet.

“No, I want you to sleep with me if you’re okay with that. I wouldn’t have you sleep on the uncomfortable couch. Besides, what happened to you not wanting to be alone?” She mimics your words from earlier, teasing while she walks closer to you.

“I just don’t want to intrude.”

“Well maybe I want you to intrude” she says, and you could tell she’s suddenly in a playful mood. Then, in the next few minutes, you’re laying in Diane’s bed, beside Diane in complete darkness.

“Goodnight, y/n.”

“Night.”

You don’t fall asleep though. You can’t. Downstairs was different. You were laying on her, but not in her bed with her. It way felt too intimate. You…liked it, just not right now.

You lay still, very still. You take consideration of your breathing, competing with the silence in the room to see who can be quieter. But Diane isn’t sleeping either, and she can tell that you’re not. It’s obvious, but you just don’t realize that.

She abruptly sits up and turns on the lamp beside her bed. You look up at her, and your senses are suddenly overpowered with DianeDianeDiane. You can smell her shampoo, on her pillow, and your hair from earlier. Can see her brown eyes burning into your skin, in such a nice way. Can feel her through her clothes that you are wearing. Diane is everywhere.

“Okay, what’s wrong?” She finally says. Neither of you will get sleep until this is settled, and it’s almost one in the morning.

“Nothings wrong.”

“Something’s wrong. I can feel it.”

“Are you some sort of witch now?” You ask, trying to change the subject with some silly comedy relief.

“Y/n, i’m serious. What is going on with you?”

“I guess i’m just tired” you shrugged, and close your eyes to really pull that effect.

It doesn’t work. And you realize that, so you open them again.

“Talk to me. You know you can tell me anything” she grabs your hand, her thumb brushes over your knuckles. She’s making it hard to not expose all of your feeling for her, right here, and right now.

“Diane, it’s just…”

You stop yourself, trying to figure out how to put your feelings into words. How to even figure out your feelings yourself.

“It’s just that i’m in love.”

Her throat closes up. She might cry. Who could you be in love with, after all the care she’s given you. She can’t be mad though. She can’t. She wants you to be happy, even if it’s not with her.

“In love? With who?”

You elicit a sigh, partially annoyed that she hasn’t figured it out. Annoyed that you have to tell her. “With you.”

She doesn’t answer at first, and you’re not looking at her, you’re looking at the wall, so you’re afraid that you’ve made her upset.

“And i’m sorry. If it’s makes you uncomfortable, or you don’t feel the same, I’m sorry. It’s just…i’ve felt this way for awhile and i’ve tried to suppress it, but tonight-”

She kisses you. You weren’t expecting it. Her lips touch your’s so unexpectedly that you don’t return the kiss. Not until you realize, and then you deepen it. Then you realize how soft those pink lips are, and how passionately she can kiss you.

She pulls away for a moment, and now she’s hovering over you. You try your best to keep your tired eyes open because you can not miss this. “Now why would you suppress those feelings, honey?” She asks, but it’s not necessarily a question.

She kisses you again, because she can’t get enough, and all of those bottled up feelings -especially from tonight- are pouring out after it’s been filled to the brim.

“I’m in love with you too, sweetie. Haven’t you noticed?” She pushed your hair out of your face so she could get a better look at you. You blush, and look down with only your eyes.

“I guess I just didn’t put the clues together.”

She bites her lip and smiles widely, a small giggle being heard from her. “Well with that being said, I figure that we can both sleep now?” She suggests.

“I don’t think sleeping with be a problem anymore. I need rest so I can kiss you even more tomorrow.”

“Already so needy, baby?”

“Leave me alone, okay? I’ve been waiting forever to do this” you say, and even though you have been waiting for forever, you’re only teasing her. You lean forward, and place a simple kiss on her lips to show her exactly what you’ve been waiting to do.

After a few seconds of enjoying each other, she eventually shuts off the lamp and lays back in bed. This time, your not afraid to lay in her arms as she kindly welcomes you.

“I really do love you” you admit. Her lips meet the top of your head, a little longer than a simple peck would last. “I really love you too, my y/n.”

taglist: @loverofallthingssarah @goodeday2u @lanawinters-ily @talulahmae @sapphicforsarahh @ahsfan05 @stayevildarling @isle-of-earle @cordithatgurl @mistysswampmud @billiedeansbitch @billiedeanspearls @cigaretteology @favoriteredhead @sarahs-mf @cordeliass

message me or send an ask to be added to my taglist!

[milfgwen]

Also we will not be acknowledging the idea of Elphaba purposely tarnishing her own memories of Glinda because that hurts too much 😌😌 I am in pain and I cannot process it 😌😌

we WILL be acknowledging this actually because its driving me CRAZYYY rn

i mean like. when you think about it. there's no way it was just that easy for elphaba to run away with fiyero and leave glinda behind. both after wonderful and in the ending. that is quite literally her girlbestfriend!! the only friend she has ever had!! even during defying gravity elphaba asks glinda to come with her before she leaves, both because she doesn't want to be alone and also because she doesn't want to leave glinda there alone.

fast forward to the second act, it seems elphaba has absolutely no issue leaving glinda alone. only one line, "i just wish glinda could know." indicates that she holds any regret for her decision, but in the next moment she's happily walking off with fiyero.

now. Something had to happen inbetween here during those years while elphaba was away. some thought process she put herself through to convince her that glinda was never really her friend. and maybe it was her convincing herself that glinda never really cared about her. that she would be fine without elphaba and probably was better off without her, so she could get her dream of popularity without elphaba there to tarnish her reputation.

she holds this mindset up until for good, where glinda, in good old glinda fashion, goes against the entire city and tries to protect elphaba. elphaba is forced to face the fact that yes, glinda did and does love and care about her. that even after all this time glinda is still trying to save elphaba from her fate.

this is why she has that moment of regret at the end. that brief moment of "i wish glinda could know". that idea she'd painted in her head of glinda had come crashing down the moment glinda proved her wrong. but then she goes right back into trying to repaint that image, convincing herself that glinda will be fine and that she can be happy with fiyero.

[icecreamkink]

so im watching ice princess bc. brain empty. it has been like legit 15 years since i watched it! this was the very first ice skating thing i have ever watched and i was OBSESSED with it when we rented it in vhs. i wouldnt get Actually Into figure skating until sochi but this movie was the reason i was gliding around in socks on the floor and started watching winter olympics as child

it starts w this song that sounds like a ripoff of this OTHER early 00's girl movie song that i cannot remember (or prob never learned lol) the lyrics to and its driving me crazyyy

the ptbr version is called 'sonhos no gelo' aka dreams on ice and i personally think its a better name than ice princess

then again dreams on ice is such a ice show name so maybe thats why they chose not to lol

the music that is playing when hayden panettiere (??) first talks to georgina from gg is. . . weirdly soft porn-y. harold-

OMG WHO IS THE GENERIC "HOT" JOCK. WHERE DO I KNOW HIM FROM

i feel like sasha cohen being who makes georgina go 'omg. moving on ice requires physics!!!and thus Plot' would generate Some Type of dumb discourse today. i cant explain it i just feel it

that tv is very very old .

im so happy that joan cusak is playing an annoying judgy feminist she looks like shes loving it as she should

color coded skaters!

kim cattrall as a scary retired Did She Break A Competitors Leg Did She Not Guess! coach mom named tina is also what she Should be doing

i remember she and joan cusak fight ?by the end? so we are looking forward to That

is this another 'give the girl that the mc has chemistry with a brother for no homo reasons' example; never rewatch your heroes

juniors faking landing quads in 2005? sounds kinda precocious but what do i know

movies abt artistic sports usually Highly overestimate how nice the training outifts are but caseys a woman of the people

georgina wearing kim cattralls old outfit and the yoiness of it all. idk how to feel abt that. blueprint

honestly if my mom hated fs costumes and made me wear That i would definetely rebel

ok listen. i dont Really Know, and i guess the point is that as a Physics Person with Talent she like breaks the barriers or something but . . 'tucking ur arms in' 'pushing with your toepick' are pretty standard things people are conscious of and i dont think theyd make a girl whos been training for a couple months land a double ? would she even have the muscles for that . i mean OK ITS A DISNEY MOVIE IK i Know IM JUST. ok ok

whys georginas token best friend so likeable. get it ann

teddy, the no homo zamboni driver

joan cusack and kim cattralls passive agressive interactions!!!!!!!! ty for my life

Unlikely Complex Computer Program Check

jen! im not dressed for a party! sigh. shake it. ??? eye roll your hair >>>>>

GENERIC HOT JOCK IS SHANE OMEN OMGGGG I KNEW I KNEW HIM

hey! you get paid to be a has been on ice ok. and its Awesome. and its probably more fun than competing all things considered lbr

no but like, its not like georgina couldnt go to college during or after a skating career..... plenty of athletes do that.....

considering she could retire circa 2015, she could even become a youtuber on TOP and capitalize on yuri on ice. joan cusack has no eye for the future smh

but making her mom not simply a controlling academic but instead a working professor regretting probable wasted potential was a smart choice

aw cds !!

'youllbe be worth even more when you win' damn dont hold back tiffanys dad

i feel seen with the way the parents are so obnoxious in this movie

i mean i feel seen bc i had to deal w ballet parents not that i am a obnoxious parent myself, i. i dont have kids

i wish i could say omg thats so dumb as if athletes are always at each others throats like that but uh. on junior level? it happens

hayden panehfd and georgina ending up together would have been so cute sigh

only the girls/women are important in this movie and im into this. rip teddy

zoey bloch sure can rock

i wish i knew how to hidroblade :( or. skate. at all; lmao

nikkis regionals costume was very cute , prize for the jumping bean!! . eh shrimp

so who choreographed georginas programs? tina? did she do it herself? is that why they look kinda meh. why didnt they show it

ok but like. needing to break in brand new shoes is . is it not . common knowledge. :for anything. ?

LIKE im not defending the sabotaging of a teenager but. as a Smart Person who Knows Physics and has been training in a high impact sport and STUDYING IT, did it rly not occur to her that like. competing in brand new, though skates might be a Bad Idea? she figured out how to land a triple in months but not that performing on brand new shoes sounds kinda stupid??

ooo~~ its just like sarajevo~~

JOAN CUSAK AND KIM CATTRALL THROWING IT DOWN YES

the dramatic fight makes it kinda inescapable that they act circles around the kids but oh well

why didnt kim cattrall push teddy to be a figure skater too. like double the odds of a success, seems kinda obvious

its noT MY DREAM MOM. ITS YOURS

*hayden panerimo, voice cracking* anD I WANT *kim cattrall*okay okay thats enough -

drama in the hallwayyy

georgina answering "why are u passionate about harvard" with essentially "im not" kinda iconic ngl

its noT MY DREAM MOM. ITS YOURS²

whys she not wearing the new skates. she already has them now, and for free too

i have never seen an actual frozen lake in my life but are those cracks supposed to be like that

yes it IS a beautiful sport casey tell em !!

kim cattrall was a such a big brain choice. who else would sell 'im not gonna apologize for sabotaging you and taking advantage of ur stupidity" to a 16 year old in a disney movie

"i dont have to like or trust my coach "kjasdkfn casey,,,,, sweetie. i mean eteris girls do win trophies back to back so I Guess In A Way but also.,,,,,, sweetie-

i know that she meant it in a general way, but the Possibility of kim cattrall and joan cusack going to high school together and somethin something Watching and Envying the pretty prom queen/world champion, something being tired of performing feminity something something short skirts something harsh realities of academia and pro sports careers / anywhere for women something. something something.

michelle kwan!! i did not remember her in this

forget georgina and hayden panettone, otp is hayden / ann . hann!! tutor trope!!!!

omg does joan cusack teach at a community college or a encceja type of thing . bitter moms plot thickens

zoey skated to toxic! queen.

i watched this movie so many times in the days i had it rented that i actually still remember a lot of the final programs choreos lmao

skate w the heart uwu

costume prettye

ah!! i used to try to copy the programsss thats why i know the moves LMAO the memories ,,, keep coming back to me

whats this gala lighting all of a sudden???

hann keeps on winning!! look at that hug!they left together! arms linked!!!!!!!

centering the mom daughter relationships is a :'''') for me

we stan nikki

dramedy centering on joan cusack and kim cattrall navigating georginas career

FEEL THE RAIN ON

YOUR

SKIN

NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR YOUU

this was nice :') its confirmed ive had good taste since toddler age 🤷

[strawbharry]

I keep forgetting but it's my birthday today 🙈 hello 21!!!!

[madwoman14]

@usermaha does it ever drive you crazyyy just how fast the night changes?😭😭

@mais-e heehee thought you might be interested😈

i am considering starting 25 21 (mutuals posting about their blorbos always convinces me). I havent actually ever watched a K-drama before, so it would be my first one! have you finished watching it? and would you give me some sort of premise so i could decide whether to watch it or not?

P.S: i sent you an ask following the previous one but i think you didnt get it aaahhh 😭

okay taking deep breathes so i don’t trample you with my over enthusiastic golden retriever energy that appears whenever someone even mentions the numbers. like this show. oh. my. gosh. it was my first k drama and i was basically forced into watching it because of my friend. bless her but now she’s created a monster. so yes you should watch.

basically it’s a coming of age story. there’s two plot lines and the major storyline is set in the korean imf crisis that happened in the 90’s centered around na hee do. and the secondary is set during the covid-19 pandemic and revolves around na hee do’s daughter. let me just say that na hee do is the sweetest protagonist. basically the show is talking about how most of the youth had to grow up too fast during the crisis. so even though na hee do is forced to grow up and encouraged to let go of her first real love: fencing. her mother (a beautifully complex character that sometimes reminds me of emily gilmore) tells her to give up fencing and find a more realistic path. nobody believes in her but herself. enter baek yi jin my boyfriend. god this beautiful character is older than na hee do. he’s twenty two, used to be rich and dreamt of working at nasa. anyway his family went bankrupt so now he’s working small jobs and he mets na hee do and they become friends. oh my gosh i love their romantic relationship when they get older but their platonic relationship early on makes me bawl. they were each others supporters and cheerleaders. like they’re so pure. and oh my gosh the supporting characters are so cute and likeable and FLAWED!! it has everything a show needs- comedy(the comedy reminds me of bollywood dramas), friendships, coming of age and how important a first love can be. literally in love with this show and didn’t even finish. the last two episodes are gonna break my heart so i’m waiting to watch with a friend. let me add gifs of the characters because they’re too pretty and that might help convince you (it’s what convinced me)

it’s so visually gorgeous and oh the gilmore girls parallels made me pause the show and then jump up and down. okay so like 1000/10 would recommend. basically it’s one of those shows that stop and make you go: oh ✨life✨ i’ve created a baekdo playlist that i’ll finish but oh my gosh idk how else to persuade you. used my ethos logos and pathos. and oops think i did trample you with my golden retriever energy